"I am not really available." Not exactly the phrase a single man wants to hear at 1:30AM...you know right around closing time. About that time most single available dudes would be waiting to hear..."my place or yours" ...or ..."...let's get a room" ... or perhaps... " I have never seen the upstairs at Stumpy's" Seriously just about anything other than.."I am not really available." Once again friends and neighbors...my virtue remains intact. But..it did give me some fodder for our weekly visit ..which I apologize for being so late with. I was thinking about late night phrases we just never want to her. So here we go with the top Five Phrases No One Wants to hear at 2AM..or there abouts.
Number Five...."Have you got the keys".
Number Four... "I am pretty sure I gave the keys to you."
Number three.. "Nice to meet you..don't you think cross dressing is fun!!"
NUmber two.. "Is my make-up still covering that nasty sore on my mouth?"
and the Number one Phrase No One wants to hear at 2AM ..."Put your hands behind your back." (that one is however conditional.)
Oh well...it was late..I was tired...and pretty well danced out....whew...It was the bop bop bop best time I'd had in Stumpy's in a good long while...Velvet Love Box is just terrific. Their uniqueness of sound seemed to dull the pain and anguish of the availability problem...juuuust kidding...nothing short of Bicardi 101 could do that...oh hush.
Saturday...my band..the one I always refer to as Owners Choice...The Incredible Nosmo Kings... It was not the largest crowd in town but it was the most well entertained crowd in town. With the exception of one small window or time ..this past weekend was top five folks...
OK now this weekend...Miss Gina has brought us a new band...you remember Gina... she is on the list of rejecters ..Anyway..new band....Out Of The Blue ...this ought to be fun...and that is Friday night..NO COVER ....Saturday night...probably the best new rock band of 2010...so far anyway...THE ZEW.. there is a small cover after 9PM...arrive early Stumpians.
I want to wish a special Happy Birthday to my wonderful friend Diann....she is turning 37...wow..I have open heart wounds that old...I have festering love bites that age...I have a string of rejections that go back that far..and further..but this is not about me this is about Miss Diann,,Happy Birthday ma'am...
I also want to say a special thanks to a guy that really never needs or expects to be thanked...Rick South. Rick will admittedly drive you nuts on occasion but one would be hard pressed to find a better man or friend or Stumpian.
The extra miles he goes out of his way to help, stretch from here to deep into the hearts of everyone he hangs around... You're a good man Charlie Brown.
Please remember to keep our brave American Heroes in uniform in your prayers.
Peace/Victory
Woody( I never mentioned Kimberly and Ryan)
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