stumpys update

I truly hate to sound corny...my good friend and older, wiser confidant Sandy tells me I am a real dork..did you notice that I said older? Anyway at the risk of sounding corny or dorky or nerdy ..let me just say this...the new band Gina brought us Friday..Outta The Blue ..well they really did a great job and it was a truly terrific surprise...it's like they came ..(are you ready for this??)...yep..right out of the blue...I know that was really bad and I apologize but it had to be done... Nice gig dudes...

Saturday THE ZEW rocked us!! I would say something like all the animals felt uncaged and free but that would just prolong this agonizing search for something to say ...soooo I will just go with..that was fun...they will be back as will Outta The Blue..Really nice weekend Stumpians..thanks.

OK now this coming weekend prepare to be entertained...Friday Night it is back to the 60's...dig out your old Beatle Boots(I had some)..get out that tattered old Beatles Wig( I had one)..dust off your Nehru Jacket..( I was not that dorky Sandy...I did not have one of those)..do what ever it takes to get ready for Me And My Monkey...I looove this band...like I say every time..I know all the words to all the songs. Beatle Tribute time Stumpians....Friday Night...Me And My Monkey:Tribute to The Fab Four.

Saturday Night...Birthday Parties Abound..Sam, Nikki, RahRah and Amy ...I am throwing in a special word for my Friend Lei Lei in Chi-Town..I rudely left mention of her Birthday out last week..how dare I...well I am old..I do forget..( I Iove that excuse) ...Anyway back to the parties...might I suggest we all take time to take naps Saturday afternoon because Saturday night you are going to want to remain alert...this may get interesting...on top of all that...Jason Elmore and Hoo Doo Witch will be on stage...and it is their CD Release Party!! This is Jason Stumpians!!!

If I may repeat myself...I will put our entertainment line up against any other venue in the Metroplex...Friday Night..The Fab Faux Four:Me And My Monkey ...Saturday night...The Incredibly talented Jason Elmore and Hoo Doo Witch CD Release Party....(FYI just signed for July .American Idol Third Runner Up, Nikki McKibbin)

I can't let this go with out making some mention...I caught the Reverend Al Sharpton on one of the Talking Heads Sunday morning "News" shows... He was expounding his views on this Arizona Immigration mess..and racism..his favorite subject... Just a couple of observations...one is ..if Al is a Reverend ..why was he not in church somewhere preaching instead of spewing his racist filth on national TV?? He made this statement...and you may look it up because shockingly it is true..I heard it..."Probably not all Republicans are Racists..but all Racists are probably Republicans." My other observation is this ..Al Sharpton is an idiot who continues to suck off the poor uneducated people he caters too.

When I was attending Eastern Hills Elementary School we stood up and Pledged Allegiance the The Flag every school day...we also listened to a morning Prayer every day from the Principal Mr Freeman. By today's standards we were just awful...when did we get so smart and sophisticated as to realize the wickedness of our ways?? That must be the reason I ask for everyone to say a prayer for our servicemen every week...bad habits just seem to hang on and on and on...Hit your knees Stumpians..remember our heroes in Prayer.

Peace/Victory

Woody