stumpys update

In between flat tires...that was a pretty good weekend. Those Monkey Boys did a pretty good job of helping me forget the three hours I waited on the side of SH171 just west of Hubbard. Note to self..no matter how much you get the urge..when on your scooter stay off the shoulder... Yeah well sometimes you just have to sit and endure the pain and discomfort...hmmmm that statement should be incorporated into the standard wedding vows. Anyway...many thanks to Me And My Monkey for making Friday so memorable I barely remember the six hour virus in the middle of my trek to the Metroplex. I do want to give partial credit to the Mich Ultra and the blond number perched next to me at the bar...oh they helped as well....What band??

Remember I said tires... I was still feeling the effects of some of the best blues around when I discovered that my truck..bless it's old heart..had a less that fluffy front paw/tire when I returned to Waco. Thank good ness for Jason Elmore and Hoo Doo Witch for assuaging my grief from that little find...this is the 21st century...why do we still have pneumatic tires?? What happened to the jet cars those Jetson folks had?? Ok where was I...oh yeah Jason...that Cat can flat bring it..and let me make this little announcement right now...I will remind you...this coming New Years Eve...Jason Elmore...Oliver White...both..we have them both for what will most certainly be the Blues Event of 2010 and 2011...North North Texas invades North Central Texas....this will be something to remember...Tickets go on sale December 1st..I will remind you..some one remind me...

OK now this weekend....The Fabulous Fender Benders take the stage Friday night..Fender Heads Unite!!! I would really like to see a return of this once mighty army of followers...c'mon Fender Heads...it's time!!

Saturday..some band named Coldrake ...I may have heard of them before...oh wait..yeah now I remember..this is that band that plays all the hugely kick arse rock & roll...ohhhh yeahhhh Now I remember..and they seem to have a following of a fair to middlin quantity of single ladies.... And...they have a real Engineer in the band so if an oil spill erupts out in the parking lot...he can get the train started really fast and get us out of there... Small cover Satruday...arrive early.

One sort of sad note...our wonderful sister and fellow Stumpian Miss Gina lost her dad this week. We thought about flowers or plant or something but Miss Anna came up with a much better idea...we are going to keep a jar up front for everyone to maybe place a little something in it to help with some of the smaller funeral costs etc...A memorial to a good man that gave us his wonderful daughter to be our friend and fellow Stumpian... (over look the fact that she completely rejected me and my advances years ago...) We love you Gina.

In Two weeks....be ready...A Higgins is coming armed with a double barreled Leah and an automatic FUNN TEXAS. This invasion is turning into a Big Wampum with an army led by Kitten's Krew. There will be photo shoot aimed at saving breasts for all mankind to revel in..or motor boat..which ever you prefer. Saturday May 22nd...just Be ready...Beware..and Be at Stumpy's.

About two o'clock Friday afternoon ..while I was sitting on my scooter...the one with the flat tire..I realized that no matter how long it took at some point I would be back in my spot...cold Mich in hand. Help was on the way...I live in America. Veterans like Gina's dad who just passed sacrificed a lot for us to have this home...the Men and Women who wear Americas Military uniforms and put themselves in harms way...sacrifice a lot for us to have this home.. Say a prayer for them...no sacrifice needed...just a little visit with God..take the time.

(I may not be in the house this weekend)

Peace/Victory

Woody