Stumpys Update

Brrrrrr...I am fairly certain I am a warm weather animal...apparently most Stumpians are...the crowds were juuuust bit smallish this weekend...but thanks to big John's Birthday...we did all right at the old register. Ergo..no complaints from The Woodster. Still....it was just awful cold. (If I might steal a line from the late great Johnny Carson)...It was so cold I saw two attorneys walking around with their hands in their own pockets. And.....It was so cold Gerrronica was down graded for hot to tepid...It was so cold the guy that sells the fake Rolexes was selling fake heaters..It was so cold the Crack Whores on Division moved south to Abrams(they are crack whores...not rocket scientists)....Finally...It was so cold Gina asked for the Tuaca to be served warm...now that my friends is c-c-c-cold.

OK...so this week...'pose to be wet but not all that cold so get out of the house Stumpians!!! Friday night..on your stage...Ed Russo...Paul Pruitt..and the rest of their blues cats..they will be there as the hot hot hot...Second Hand Soul. This is a one night pleasure trip music lovers....SHS has been bringing it for a while now and they are not to be missed....they are only one of perhaps five hands that played for us when we were about three miles east in our old location...come on Stumpians let's make this a reunion weekend of the original Stumpians...pass the word...because..on Saturday night another of the Stumpy's Originals will be on your stage....Greg Walling brings in his Boogie Men...now this may just be the best dance band we have ever had....so put on your boogie shoes for The Boogie Men Saturday night. Pass the word Stumpians....This is a Stumpy's Reunion Weekend. Friday night...The Original Second Hand Soul...Saturday night..the Original Boogie Men!!!! I want to see some faces I have not seen in a while...right next to the ones I see every week....PASS THE WORD STUMPIANS ONE AND ALL!!!!

Many thanks to Mr Holland K Smith and to Mr Mario Marcus...their hot blues kept us from freezing last weekend.

Top Five Reasons to come have a beer at Stumpy's this weekend instead of listening to President Obama's
State of the Union Speech...Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good head on it. Beer is better than Obama because you know what's in beer. Beer is better than Obama because beer won't take half your paycheck. Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better. And the number one reason... ...Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer.

Remember to pray for your troops...cold is bad but cold when there are people trying to kill you is a lot worse.

Peace/Victory

Woody