Stumpys Update

I may be too depressed to write today. Circumstances, Reality, Deception, Avoidance, Smoke & Mirrors, Double Talk, Testicle Challengedness, and just Pure Fanciful Thought... I get a little tired. I get a little damn tired of doing what I honestly think it the right thing..only to find out that it must have been wrong because of the reactions I receive...I mean reasonable rational adults just do not act that way. Dishonest disturbed adolescents..yes...men with hair....no. Tick Tick Tick...my patience wear-eth thin.

Do not even ask..it will get you no where.

Another in a line of new bands came in and blew us away Friday night!!...The Pontiax....nice gig. I did not hear one single complaint..of course in my current frame of mind I might not have been listening..but..I think I would have picked up on a complaint about the band. I liked them...I am going to book them again..if there is an again....oooo hush of course there will be. I am just sort of disgusted right now...probably the best thing for me to do is to stay away for a while. But I ain't gonna do that. At least not this Friday.

Nice segway Woody...

Friday night...March 26th....2009 Winner of the Stumpee for The Best Original Blues Player On Lower Division.....THE OLIVER WHITE GROUP..featuring...duh...Oliver White. This guy is more that just (as Kaysi put's it) Eye Candy..Oliver is a terrific talent and for one I can't wait to hear him again. I am making this a Stumpian Must Attend Event....

Saturday Night....The Zew...this is their third time in and if it is like the other two...arrive early. This is classic rock like it should be...hot hot hot...I will be in the house this Saturday...my apologies to Just N Tyme for being absent this Saturday past...I had biddness to do and cobwebs to clear out...I did not nearly get all the time away I needed...sorry its a fact of life..sort of like relationship problems...

Another nice segway...wow I am good at something anyway...

My grandpa had a little ranch south of Houston that I have fond memories of. Out in the front yard there was always an odd combination of animals hanging out...two of my favorites were a couple of lop eared hounds...Deanna and Reeve...they were not like a solid couple but they seemed to be matched real well. I mean they could be apart but you always figured if you saw one sooner or later you would see the other and then after a round routine ass sniffing..off they would go together...or maybe they would just hang in the yard together with the rest of the menagerie. Well..one day Reeve was feeling a little off...he was more interested in maybe just some alone time and when Deanna went to give his ass a sniff...whoa...Reeve snapped at her a good one. I mean he let her know that he was not a happy old dog. It might not have meant so much but he barked at her right there in the yard in front of all the other animals. Deanna was mad...Reeve was mad...and this marvelously matched pair of hound dogs...went their separate ways. Long story short...in time Reeve one day wandered into the yard and without thinking ..took a sniff of Deanna's ass...She then sniffed Reeve's and 30 seconds later...neither remembered anything accept the other. The key words there are...WITHOUT THINKING...Deanna and Reeve were dogs...the ass sniffing was more important than the hurt feelings...too bad we stupid humans can't be the same way....Hey...Forget the Riff, Take a Sniff.

Pray for our Heroes in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Pray for Woody..

Peace/Victory

Woody